Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dear Jogger

Dear 50ish year old Jogger,

Running at 7:00pm in the middle of February is not safe.

Wearing all black while running at 7:00pm in the middle of February is even more unsafe.

Running across the middle of the road while wearing all black while running at 7:00pm in the middle of February is craziness.

Running across the road when a car is coming while wearing all black while running at 7:00pm in the middle of February is a death wish.

BUT, Dear 50ish year old Jogger, SPITTING at the driver/car, who can't see you while you are committing suicide.


IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!


because if you had been killed, not only would the driver have your blood and guts all over his or her car, but your SPIT, too.

Love, The Driver

ps. keep your spit to yourself.

pss. Let's not have a repeat

psss....the response to your actions (in the driver's head) was not very Christ-like

pssss.Just be glad the driver didn't turn around and.......nevermind.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

spitting? Are you KIDDING? wow. He's really lucky you didn't cream him (unintentionally or intentionally).

Katrina said...

Hahahaha!! I would have died if a jogger spit at my car.

We had a couple of kids walking in the middle of the road, in DARK snowsuits, carrying snowboards while we were driving the other night. Where the heck were they going snowboarding?? I have no idea...