Once again I find myself at the mercy of my blog....drat, time to confess again. Oh wait...I didn't do any of these things....
Contemplate changing my new blog background because the Not Me! Monday button doesn't match.
Almost fall on the floor instead of sitting on the toilet (my toilet at home is really high and my great aunt's is a normal toilet)
Key word being almost
Actually get my
Not this chubs!
Eat ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving. Isn't that a sin? Un-American? Un-Human?
Not me-100% human here!
Receive a text from my cousin letting me know Jillian Michaels was in the Macy*s day parade...I do not talk about Jill like we are as tight as my pants on Thanksgiving night.
Not eat very many veggies on Thanksgiving because most of them were full of bell peppers. That's not allergy city for me!
Not this health addict
Finally, I am not totally and COMPLETELY SCARRED for life from a certain extended family member (uncle I see and talk to once a year). As I was walking up the stairs to bed, at my great Aunt's house, he was not walking down the stairs....in his TIGHTY WHITIES?! Who DOES THAT?!
Head over to MckMama's blog to read the rules and create your own!
I'll just be over here trying to get this awful mental imagine out of my head.