Monday, November 30, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Once again I find myself at the mercy of my blog....drat, time to confess again. Oh wait...I didn't do any of these things....

Contemplate changing my new blog background because the Not Me! Monday button doesn't match.


Almost fall on the floor instead of sitting on the toilet (my toilet at home is really high and my great aunt's is a normal toilet)

Key word being almost

Actually get my butt derriere (thank you to ArizonaMama, a new bloggy friend, for introducing me to this euphemism!) in gear on Thanksgiving morning to go out for a was not in anticipation of all the food I knew I would consume. I did not have to change pants after dinner because I was so full...

Not this chubs!

Eat ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving. Isn't that a sin? Un-American? Un-Human?

Not me-100% human here!

Receive a text from my cousin letting me know Jillian Michaels was in the Macy*s day parade...I do not talk about Jill like we are as tight as my pants on Thanksgiving night.


Not eat very many veggies on Thanksgiving because most of them were full of bell peppers. That's not allergy city for me!

Not this health addict

Finally, I am not totally and COMPLETELY SCARRED for life from a certain extended family member (uncle I see and talk to once a year). As I was walking up the stairs to bed, at my great Aunt's house, he was not walking down the his TIGHTY WHITIES?! Who DOES THAT?!

Head over to MckMama's blog to read the rules and create your own!

I'll just be over here trying to get this awful mental imagine out of my head.

Pants anyone?


MannMom3 said...

Ha! That was cute! My brother was visiting last month and I found him hunched over his laptop in his tighty whiteys..ICK!!

You should be getting a package on Wed..:-)

Arizona Mamma said...

Ha ha ha! I love the "tight as my pants on Thanksgiving night" comment! These are funny. By the way, you totally could've just used the word...I didn't coin it ;)

Angela said...

Great Not Me's, lol! I love the one w/ the tightie whities, as I was once scarred for life by my father-in-law bc of that-yuck!!!-(My middle daughter had woke up screaming from a bad dream and he and I both came running from our rooms to see what was wrong, anyhow, despite his concern for my little girl's well being, he caused me to have nightmares after, lol!). Have a great Monday!

Sarah said...

I was startled by Craig's uncle coming out of his room at the camp in the same get up a few years ago when we still shared the camp. It's a horrific image that hasn't quite gone away.

I purpsely chose the larger pants to wear to the feast so they wouldn't be too tight later . ...

Amanda said...

Ha! This is hilarious! I'm laughing with you right? :)


inadvertent farmer said...

That is just wrong on so many levels...yes "who does that?"

Lol...glad you only almost fell off the toilet! kim

Pam, mom, honey, said...

on our honeymoon we arrived late to our hotel, like 3am. the hotel was called Governors spottwood and looked amazing in the ad. well it was nice but family ran and when we arrived there was a note on the door that said ring bell for help. so we did and a man came to the door (this was a hotel that had 100 rooms, so not small) in cut off shorts and it was very ovious he had nothing under them. honestly it was scarry

Katrina said...

That's hilarious!! I would be scarred too. :)

It sounds like you had a great Thanksgiving. Jillian Michael's being in the parade is like a mean reminder to everyone not to each so much haha.

Menopausal New Mom said...

Oh too cute! Loved the remark about how tight your pants were Thanksgiving night! I think a lot of folks can feel that one! Uncle in tighty whities ewwww!!!!

You need a drink girl after that shock!

BTW, thanks for stopping by my blog today!

Rachel said...

Oooh! Did you have to give me an image of tighty-whity man? Thanks for the laughs. We have the same problem with my grandmas toilet.