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No, I am not starting this post on Friday.
I did not go to the park today with the little 2 1/2 year old, think to myself-I wonder if anything will happen that I can post in Not me! Monday! We then did not get completely stuck in the mud. We were not covered by the time we got out. We did not proceed to the nice clean fountain in the middle of the park to wash off all our mud.
After we cleaned up, I did NOT cut up my leg and get about 52 bruises from falling off the broken railing in the gazebo where we were playing house. What's that you say? "see post below". I don't see anything. And if I were telling you all this, I would not add that I have the largest, worst looking bruise I have EVER seen on my butt! (be thankful this is a picture less post!)
I did not go to church Sunday morning with some friends, place my purse on the ground and then moments later witness my friend's husband unload his wallet and pocket contents into my purse. At the end of the service he did not grab my purse with the rest of his family's stuff and I did not say, "Um, actually that is my purse". He was totally not embarrassed! :)